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Dave Barry Does Japan

Book by Dave Barry · 10 quotes · Funny, Humorous, Japan

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“The Japanese eat, sleep, and breathe golf; the only thing they don't do is actually play it, because to get on a course, you have to make a reservation roughly 137 years in advance, which means that by the time you actually get to the first tee you are deceased. Of course, in golf this is not really a handicap.”