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Famous Diablo Cody Quotes
“Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints.”
“Love is mysterious and rad, like Steve Perry from Journey”
Source: Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper
Source: Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper
“I know white clothing is supposed to enhance that summer glow, but writers don't tan.”
“I don't have a terrible singing voice, but I also wouldn't call it 'good.' I can carry a tune.”
“I just want to be able to keep my house and pay for my son's school tuition in Los Angeles.”
“I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.”
“Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.”
“Everybody knows that I'm not a snob when it comes to pop culture, obviously. I love reality shows.”
“For me, writing essays, prose and fiction is a great way to be self-indulgent.”
“I can't write at night. For me, I'm programmed to believe that nighttime is for relaxation.”
“I don't know why, but I've always been a sucker for roller coasters in movies.”
“I don't think coolness used to be such a commodity among adults. And now it is.”
“I spent a lot of time staring at the clock in school, so I have that kind of personality.”
“I would never consent to a lame publicity stunt at a time when I already want to hide.”
“I'm not an especially highbrow person, but I have always loved small, quirky, edgy movies.”
“In the past, I'll admit, I've enjoyed being compared to the protagonists in my screenplays.”
“It's actually much harder to develop a TV show than I had anticipated.”
“My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci.”
“People are more interested in being visible than they are in loving other people.”
“Put your blog out into the world and hope that your talent will speak for itself.”
“'Sweet Valley High' is fantastic, fabulous, a little bit campy, and - dare I say it - cinematic.”
“When I was a kid, I attended a small Catholic school in a south suburb of Chicago.”