“If I don't drive around the park, I'm pretty sure to make my mark. If I'm in bed each night by ten, I may get back my looks again. If I abstain from fun and such, I'll probably amount to much; But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.” IfsWayGivingLooksMayNightFunAmountBedTenHumorousMarkDamnParksGet Back Book:Dorothy Parker Source: Dorothy Parker
“The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.” LifeWisdomFunnyFunCuriosityEducationalCuresCuriousBoredBoredomBoresGreat EducationGreat EducationalInquisitiveInspirational EducationalBeing BoredSpecial TalentsIntellectual CuriosityFunny Boredom Author:Dorothy Parker
“Woman wants monogamy; Man delights in novelty. Love is woman's moon and sun; Man has other forms of fun. Woman lives but in her lord; Count to ten, and man is bored. With this the gist and sum of it, What earthly good can come of it?” MenWantFormFunLove IsLordSunMoonTenDelightBoredNoveltyWomen WantMonogamyGistMoon And Sun Author:Dorothy Parker
“It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.” TurnsFunSocialSourceEntertainmentIceGatheringSkatesGood FunParsley Author:Dorothy Parker
“If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)” IfsWorldPainFunCausesBrainGunFolksBulletsSpeeding Author:Dorothy Parker
“If I didn't care for fun and such, I'd probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.” IfsWayGivingCareFunFailureAmountFameDamn Author:Dorothy Parker
“(Scottish Terriers) have all the compactness of a small dog and all the valor of a big one. And they are so exceedingly sturdy that it is proverbial that the only thing fatal to them is being run over by an automobile - in which case the car itself knows it has been in a fight.” KnowsHas BeensBigsRunningFightingFunCasesDogCarAutomobileScottishValorSturdyProverbialTerriersSmall Dogs Author:Dorothy Parker
“On lady novelists: As artists they're rot, but as providers they're oil wells; they gush. Norris said she never wrote a story unless it was fun to do. I understand Ferber whistles at her typewriter.” WellsSaidStoriesArtistFunUnderstandingOilNovelistsTypewritersProviders Author:Dorothy Parker
