Dorothy Parker in Her Own Words
A source page for quotes linked to Dorothy Parker.
“You think You're frightening me with Your hell, don't You? You think Your hell is worse than mine.”
“This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.”
“Well, well. Isn't it a small world? And a peach of a world, too. A true little corker.”
“He and I had an office so tiny, that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.”
“La cura para el aburrimiento es la curiosidad. Para la curiosidad no existe cura.”
“It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.”
“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
“I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.”
“I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.”
“The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.”
“Scratch an actor and you'll find an actress.”
“[On Katharine Hepburn's stage performance:] She ran the whole gamut of emotions, from A to B.”
“The House Beautiful is the play lousy.”