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Famous Dorothy Parker Quotes
Source: Dorothy Parker
Source: Collected poems: Not so deep as a well
“I like to think of my shining tombstone. It gives me, as you might say, something to live for.”
“She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw — I don't say she will, but she can.”
Source: Dorothy Parker in Her Own Words
Source: A month of Saturdays: thirty-one famous pieces by
Source: Not So Deep as a Well
“But I don't give up; I forget why not.”
Source: A month of Saturdays: thirty-one famous pieces by
Source: A month of Saturdays: thirty-one famous pieces by
“If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.”
“Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live.”
“I give her sadness and the gift of pain, a new moon madness and a love of rain.”
Source: Complete Stories
