“As it turns out, my acceptance of the heroin addict’s invitation to party may have been a case of poor judgement.” HumorHumourDrugsHumorous QuotesBad JudgementPoor Judement Book:Oh Honey Source: Oh Honey
“I asked a nurse for dental floss and was told that I am not allowed dental floss. Apparently dental floss can be used for several functions besides the maintenance of healthy gums. These apparently include self-harm. When instructed that I was not permitted dental floss because of “risks it raises associated with suicide” I envisioned a noose made entirely of floss. Realizing such a noose would require a dramatic amount of floss to effectively uphold any human person, I brought it to the attention of a nurse. “I don’t believe that even the most practiced engineers could fashion any functioning noose out of a single container of floss,” I say. “People use it to cut themselves,” she explained. “Oh,” I replied. I had just about come to terms with the no-floss rule until the hospital, in a flagrant display of disrespect for its patients, chose to serve us corn on the cob for lunch. “Are you aware that we are not allowed dental floss?” I yelled at the nurse bringing me the corn. I then threw the corn violently from my plate into the nearest wall.” HumorHumourHumorousCornHumorous QuotesHospitalDental Floss Book:Oh Honey Source: Oh Honey
“The bus I am riding on must be on its way to a garbage convention. Never before has a more rancid assemblage of people congregated. I am at this moment privy to a momentous moment in the history of human smell. My name will probably be memorized by future students, preparing to answer this frequently asked exam question: Who demonstrated a supernatural ability to remain conscious on the most disgusting vehicle to ever disturb our debauched world?” FunnyHumourHumorous QuotesPublic TransportationStinksBusses Book:Oh Honey Source: Oh Honey
“I have to share a room. I am expected to sleep mere meters from a woman whose mental ailment is unknown to me. For all I know she might be a cannibal.” HumorHumourMental HealthHospitalPsych WardCannibalsHumourous Quites Book:Oh Honey Source: Oh Honey