“The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.” Would BeFormGrowthPresidentAverageVicesBoatExecutivesDesksVice PresidentFungiBarnacles Author:Fred Allen
“It was once rumored that fledgling executives walked around their offices backwards so they wouldn't have to face an issue.” FacesIssuesOfficeExecutivesBackwardsFledglings Book:Treadmill to Oblivion Source: Treadmill to Oblivion
“The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.” Has BeensHumorFunnyFormBitsPresidentComedyVicesAdvertisingAgencyExecutivesExposedDesksConferencesVice PresidentAdvertising AgenciesFungi Author:Fred Allen
“A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.” MenHumorFunnyWorkMountainBusyFinishedAccomplishedExecutivesLunchDesksPseudoPms Author:Fred Allen