“What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.” IfsInspirationalMindSarcasmSarcasticOverstatement Author:Fred Allen
“A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.” PeopleInspirationalDoneHumorFunnyCan DoGroupsTeamworkNothingnessCommittees Author:Fred Allen
“I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.” InspirationalI CanRememberFacesThreeNamesMemoriesComedyTroubleThirdsThree Things Author:Fred Allen
“It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.” InspirationalFunnyHappinessJoyLaughingLaughterDown AndSpreadHipsFunny InspirationalHappiness And Laughter Author:Fred Allen
“He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.” LifeInspirationalDreamMotivationalSuccessHalfGonePositiveEatingSuccess In LifeWheatMattresses Author:Fred Allen