Fred Allen Quotes

Comedian

Fred Allen was a renowned American comedian, born on May 31, 1894, and died on March 17, 1956. Known for his unique humor style and satirical wit, he was a regular on American radio and television programs from the 1930s to the 1940s.

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“Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.”

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“I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.”

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“I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.”

Source: Much Ado About me

“Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.”

Littles Wonderful Food Cooking Culinary Milk Cows

Book:Much Ado About me

Source: Much Ado About me

“Hush, little bright line, don’t you cry You’ll be a cliché by and by.”

Littles Lines Cry Hush

Book:Much Ado About me

Source: Much Ado About me

About the Author

Born: May 31, 1894
Died: March 17, 1956
Known for: Comedian
Quotes: 98

Books & Sources

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