“Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia.” FirstsMadeHumorFunnyLyingTeamBaseballAcquisitionPhiladelphia Author:Jerry Coleman
“If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.” IfsFirstsHumorFunnyOughtBaseballRoseCementBronze Author:Jerry Coleman
“The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.” FirstsHumorFunnyGamesWinningBaseballSplitsFifth Author:Jerry Coleman
“With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!” FirstsLooksHumorFunnyLastsBaseballLast TimeDave Author:Jerry Coleman
“Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.” PeopleThinkingFirstsEndsHumorFunnyLinesCrossesBaseballCardsWireFinish Line Author:Jerry Coleman
“The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.” FirstsHumorFunnyLeftWaitingMinutesFieldsLowsBaseballBallsGroundedLeft Field Author:Jerry Coleman
