“It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.” RealHumorFunnyNightColdBaseballWarmTonightCold Night Author:Jerry Coleman
“Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.” HumorFunnyBaseballTonightMike Author:Jerry Coleman
“Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.” HumorFunnyBaseballTonightUmpiresFangsFlexing Author:Jerry Coleman
“And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.” WellsMatterHumorFunnyCitiesBaseballTonightChicagoKansasLead InKansas City Author:Jerry Coleman
“The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!” HumorFunnyBaseballHotHatsTonight Author:Jerry Coleman