“If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.” IfsFirstsHumorFunnyOughtBaseballRoseCementBronze Author:Jerry Coleman
“Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.” IfsShowsHumorFunnyBaseballPopsEric Author:Jerry Coleman
“Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.” IfsWantHumorFunnyCitizensOfficeBaseballSundayTicketsSeniorSenior Citizen Author:Jerry Coleman
“If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.” IfsHumorFunnyWrittenBaseballErrors Author:Jerry Coleman
“If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.” IfsStillsHumorWould BeFunnyLeftFansBabyBaseballRoseThrowingDeckStreaks Author:Jerry Coleman
“You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.” IfsAsksLiableDownsizing Author:Jerry Coleman
