“If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay?” IfsFunnyHumorousCrossesOkayDyslexia Author:John Mendoza
“My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?"” SaidGuyMiddlePhonesCall MeMy SisterPhone CallsObsceneAsthmaFunny Sister Author:John Mendoza
“You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.” KnowsAgeFunnyOld AgeInchesGetting OldForeheads Author:John Mendoza