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John Wayne, born on May 26, 1907 and died on June 11, 1979, was a renowned American film actor. Known for his rugged image and heroic roles in Western films, he starred in classics such as 'She Wore a Yellow Ribbon' and 'The Searchers'. Wayne's acting career spanned over half a century, and he won the hearts of audiences worldwide with his unique charm and acting skills.

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“Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause ? you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.”

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“Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.”

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“I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.”

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“Give the American people a good cause, and there's nothing they can't lick.”

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Book:The Quotable John Wayne: The Grit and Wisdom of an American Icon

Source: The Quotable John Wayne: The Grit and Wisdom of an American Icon

“Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you. . . . I want to marry you. . . . I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.”

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“Men forget everything; women remember everything.”

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“Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.”

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“That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.”

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“If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget. . . . he didn't lose your number. . . . he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.”

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Author:John Wayne

About the Author

Born: May 26, 1907
Died: June 11, 1979
Known for: Film actor
Quotes: 138

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