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A source page for quotes linked to Kevin Hearne.
“Revenge and rational thought never sleep together.”
“A friend will help ye move, Katie, but a really good friend will help ye move a body.”
“Jesus "...It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who do Evil Shit in My Name.”
“You will need to make an effort to appear a little less scruffy.”
“Grody is in the eye of the beholder.”
“Dude. If that was a Shakespearean quote duel, he just kicked your ass.”
“My bare foot sounded like a sad trout flapping against the marble floor.”
“That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.” Oberon said.”
“this is weird, I feel like I should be telling you a story right now." Oberon”
“I should like to take this opportunity to name you Sherlock and point out that there is no shit.”
“Great Big Bears! What happened to you? - Oberon”
“Huh... guess they didn't want a cracker after all. Another myth BUSTED”
“This bastard is so guilty he already has his lawyer here.”
“I jumped up and down and swore violently in seventeen languages.”
“Oberon:"She's a very clever girl, the kind you dont' take home to Ogma.”
“come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon”
“never thought I'd see a jaguar brought to its knees by rhino shit." Oberon”
“Atticus:"Damn it, Jim, I'm a Druid not a Physicist!”
“In Battle, as in charity, it is better to give than to receive.”
“Careful with that ego, you could knock somebody over." Atticus”