Pet Humor!
A source page for quotes linked to Oliver Gaspirtz.
“Heaven is a place where all the dogs you've ever loved come to greet you.”
“Dogs are angels full of poop.”
“Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves.”
“A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.”
“Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves.”
“It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.”
“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”