“Self-identify your gender? Why not self-identify your species, too? I'm a dog now.”
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Famous Oliver Markus Malloy Quotes
“What is evil? Causing others to suffer out of malice.”
“MAGA Nazis hate democracts, because all fascists hate democracy.”
“In Germany, Nazis are called right-wing extremists. In America, Nazis are called Republicans.”
“If Hitler was alive today he'd be a Republican.”
“Being opposed to progress has always been the wrong side of history.”
“CPAC is Comic-Con for Nazis.”
“A God that never interferes is indistinguishable from a God that doesn’t exist.”
“Dumb people don't know they're dumb.”
“Rainbows are gay space lasers. That's why they're not straight.”
“Only the present is real. The past and the future exist only in our imagination.”
“Being religious doesn't mean you're righteous. It just means you're gullible.”
“Wanna sound smart and witty? Then quote smart and witty people.”