“What is evil? Causing others to suffer out of malice.”
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Famous Oliver Markus Malloy Quotes
“Trump is so evil, the 7 deadly sins are his 7 favorite hobbies.”
“2020 was bad. 2021 is worse.”
“MAGA Nazis hate democracts, because all fascists hate democracy.”
“In Germany, Nazis are called right-wing extremists. In America, Nazis are called Republicans.”
“Right wing extremists think the whole world is a leftist conspiracy.”
“Greed and selfishness are Republican virtues.”
“I'm an Epicurean hedonist. The meaning of life is to enjoy my life.”
“CPAC is Comic-Con for Nazis.”
“If Jesus came back today, Republicans would stop him at the border.”
“Trump is a 12-year-old little asshole stuck in the body of a 70-year-old dumbfuck.”
“A God that never interferes is indistinguishable from a God that doesn’t exist.”
“Dumb people don't know they're dumb.”
“Republicans love to take other people's rights away while yelling about freedom.”
“Rainbows are gay space lasers. That's why they're not straight.”