“There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.”
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Famous Red Skelton Quotes
“If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.”
“I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.”
“Mom used to say I didn't run away from home my destiny just caught up with me at an early age.”
“Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.”
