“I'm so much more famous than I am financially successful. I mean, I live in a three-room apartment. I mostly make free videos on my couch. But I am fine.” MeanThreeRoomsSuccessfulFineVideoApartmentCouches Author:Sarah Silverman
“If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.” IfsKnowsHumansMeanUseMightHuman BeingsPlanetsSellsVersionsCupsTeaCups Of TeaPussy Author:Sarah Silverman
“I've never had an abortion. And I don't know if I would. But, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight to the death for women to make their own choices for their own human bodies.” IfsKnowsHumansMeanBodyChoicesFightingAbortionHuman Body Author:Sarah Silverman
“The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.” MeanNewsSmartDumbHopefulCynicalGood NewsBad News Author:Sarah Silverman
“People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews I promise you, God will not mind if you wear a nice cotton blend in the summer.” PeopleIfsWantMindMeanLawNicePromiseSummerLettersJewSillyGods WillI PromiseCotton Author:Sarah Silverman
“If you decide to do comedy that involves risk, risk means risk, and you can't complain of flesh wounds if you sit down at the table to play.” IfsMeanPlayComedyRiskTablesComplainingFleshWounds Author:Sarah Silverman
“It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.” IfsWellsMeanHardAudienceWho I Am Author:Sarah Silverman
“People who like what I do come in all shapes and sizes. Not sure what the common denominator is per se. Oh, it's meeee! But to be embraced by a progressive community means something to me and this one feels like home.” PeopleMeanHomeCommunityCommonNot SureProgressive Author:Sarah Silverman
“I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.” MeanHardChoicesPiecesJudgingKissingLoving SomeoneLove KissingJudging You Author:Sarah Silverman
“I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.” ThinkingMeanReligious Author:Sarah Silverman
