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Comedian

Sarah Silverman, born on December 1, 1970, is a renowned American comedian, writer, and director. Known for her unique sense of humor and sharp wit, she has gained widespread popularity with her satirical and self-deprecating style.

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Famous Sarah Silverman Quotes

“I do know that I can take a punch. I've been punched in the face three times. That's, I think, a really important thing to know about yourself. It helps you in life. It helps you be brave when you know you can take a punch. I'm a lover, not a fighter. But, God bless me, I can take a punch.”

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“I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by; that's one freedom I have.”

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“I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.”

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“If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.”

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“I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends.”

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“I can see myself adopting. I'm not in a rush to do it. I'm 39, I know, but I do love kids, and I'm very good - I've got a lot of really good moves.”

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“I can only speak from my own experience, and I would say that the depression I experienced feels like a chemical change. When it came over me, when it comes over me, it feels like it's coming over me like a flu.”

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“I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, "No, thank you."”

I Can Lucky Lows Overhead

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“I can get a script and go, "Well, I'd rather do stand-up." I don't hold movies in higher regard. I love making videos and posting. I love TV.”

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“I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.”

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“I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish.”

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“I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.”

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“I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money.”

I Can Religious Worry Very Good Neurotic

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About the Author

Born: December 1, 1970
Known for: Comedian
Quotes: 229

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