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Comedian

Sarah Silverman, born on December 1, 1970, is a renowned American comedian, writer, and director. Known for her unique sense of humor and sharp wit, she has gained widespread popularity with her satirical and self-deprecating style.

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Famous Sarah Silverman Quotes

“I was Minnie Mouse for Halloween, every year when I was little. Then, I had the Cinderella nightgown, when I was really little, that I begged my mother to wear to school. I was also Snow White a lot.”

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“I’ve always had dreams. When I was little, I’d go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies.”

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“I'm doing stuff on Kaballah and Scientology and a little bit more racial stuff, for good measure.”

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“I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.”

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“Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.”

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“Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.”

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“Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.”

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“I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s like to be in that very, very dark place. It’s not romantic. Not even a little.”

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Book:The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee

Source: The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee

About the Author

Born: December 1, 1970
Known for: Comedian
Quotes: 229

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