“I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love.” BelieveHateJesusDon't Believe Author:Sarah Silverman
“I'm all sentimental. I've probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. I've experienced it, I've had it, so I know it's real.” KnowsBelieveRealSentimentalRuinedBelieve In Love Author:Sarah Silverman
“She, uh, came out of the closet recently, my niece. Um... She announced to the family that she's a lesbian and... She's seven, did I mention that? And, uh, I don't even know if she knows what a lesbian is, but I support her completely. And, uh... I'll tell you what's heartbreaking. My sister punished her for it. Can you believe that? No pussy for a week. Which to us may not sound like... But when you're seven, you know, a week is a long time.” IfsKnowsBelieveMayLongFunnySoundSupportComedyWeekLong TimeSevenMy SisterClosetsHeartbreakingPussyNieceMy Niece Author:Sarah Silverman
“Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!” PeopleBelieveJesusMagicChosenDaddy Author:Sarah Silverman
“Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.” PeopleTryingBelieveHumorFunnyChristBlameKillingJew Author:Sarah Silverman
“Take lots of time for yourself, discovering yourself-pursue not only a profession but other life passions, I always make time to rock climb or hike or write a few short stories. Also, find good people and surround yourself with them. Most importantly, always believe you will, unequivocally.” PeopleWritingBelieveStoriesPassionRocksProfessionPursueClimbsSurroundRole ModelsGood PeopleShort StoryDiscoveringAlways BelieveSurround YourselfMaking TimeDiscovering YourselfTime For Yourself Author:Sarah Silverman
“If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!” PeopleIfsBelieveKidsJesusMagicHonestCatholicChosenBeing HonestDaddy Author:Sarah Silverman
