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“Women who see a therapist who is also a woman is destined to be unhappy and will have endless jargon that can easily be warped and restructured to keep them walking circles in the desert thinking they've crossed the horizon every session.”

Women Therapy Therapists Therapist

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“Impressed how some women can use victims of rape and incest to support their decision to have unprotected sex with strangers. They never seem worried about STDs either.”

Sex Women Rape Incest Victims Stds Std Unprotected Sex

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“If a guy has a thing for black women - jungle fever. If a guy has a thing for asian women - yellow fever. If a guy has a thing for indian women - curry craving. Is there a term for having a thing for white women? What about latina woman? For white women: Calcium deficiency? White delight? Snowburn? Mayo madness? Reverse-colonialism? Racism? The other white meat? Empanada ecstacy? Guacamole grip? Tostones temptation? Arepa amor? Cafe con leche? A taste for churros? Sofrito satisfaction? Cortez' revenge? Catholocism? Arroz con pussy? Chile con culo?”

Men Women Black White Indian Asian Latina

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“Back in the early 2000s you were called a freak, loser, virgin, nerd or weirdo by women for using the internet. Now look at them.”

Women Internet Irony Loser Freak Nerd Weirdo Virgin The Internet 2000s

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“If he loves Indian women its masala madness, if she loves Indian men she's probably ugly.”

Men Women Indian Masala

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“We are approaching a soft data catastrophe. Entire lives, from tastes in music and clothes to deepest personal convictions - all produced by networks of feedback between datamining and content recommendation algorithms. The 'catastrophe' is when these algorithms unconsciously (or maybe, consciously?) lead people down presupposed paths for modern and emerging markets. Algorithms could right now be helping make people convert to a religion, drug addicts, vegan, LGBTQ, ethnonarcissists, fat, cult members, suicidal, narcissists, atheist, poly, mass shooters...”

People Data Catastrophe Lives Algorithms Markets Algorithm

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“People would look at teachers differently if they had to wear the uniform for their second job when on the clock”

Work Workers Job Teachers Working

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“I'd commit war crimes for horchata, you don't wanna know what I'd do to never return to the office.”

Work Office Job War Crimes Office Work Office Worker The Office Horchata

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“Somewhere a girl is working as a waitress in a new city, clean break and sees a guy who got stood up on a blind date. She never tells him why the clean break, why the move, they date and then the wedding is called off years later. This happens once a week somewhere in America.”

America Relationships Relationship Dating Wedding Waitress Date Blind Date

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“So if you'll excuse me I'm going to yell at phantom children to stay off my non-existent lawn. I will tell them how arcade games were the original multiplayer if they make nice and choose not to get help from the bottle kids.”

Children Arcades Phantom Lawn Arcade Arcade Games Bottle Kids Multiplayer Phantom Children

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“Playing the maze game on Microsoft Encarta, downloading Simpsons episodes on IRC, geocities and angelfire websites so shitty it was beyond hilarious, violent stick figure animations made with Macromedia Flash on StickDeath, StickSuicide and SFDT, no moderation on forums, what was a place for elitists and sophisticated outcasts primarily from western countries became streamlined starting with kids getting cellphones around 2000 and texting each other on a keypad that wasn't made for it. By 2003 or 4 hardly any kids went outside during summer.”

Kids Summer Forums Texting Cellphone Angelfire Simpsons The Simpsons Geocities Irc

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“Ah, the days when your desktop had less than half the memory on your current phone.”

Memory Cell Phone Phone Cellphone Desktop Cell Phones Cellphones

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“Join my gang, the better whites. It's an open ethnocrypto network, basically we're latinos & mediterraneans and don't trust cash.”

White Cash Gang Latino Crypto Cryptocurrency Ethnicity Latinos Mediterraneans

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“A man in disheveled clothing approaches you with a knife and tells you to give him your belongings. Imagine... You take a deep breath and blow your community assistance horn, and the local de-escalation enthusiast arrives on his unicycle. He drapes him with the comfort blanket and gives him a hug, whispering in his ear that things will be okay. You are stabbed 37 times and he uses the Subway gift card that was in your purse to buy himself a sweet onion chicken teriyaki sandwich from the $3.99 Sub of the Day menu Isn't this public safety?”

Community Crime Subway Deescalation Community Assistance

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“The internet has more or less been in its present form, technology just had to catch up. Trolls, death threats, porn, riveting discussion, free multimedia, art, fandoms, hacking, crimes against humanity and lonely people at your fingertips even on AOL, Compuserve or Prodigy.”

Art Technology Internet Porn Trolls The Internet Prodigy Aol Compuserve

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“One of the biggest things I miss is the internet used to be an escape from meatspace. Now "internet" is so ingrained everywhere there is no longer that sense of escape. People don't say "g2g" or "ttyl" anymore because they never sign off.”

Internet Real Life Escape Escapism The Internet Meatspace G2g Sign Off Ttyl

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“Meatspace and the internet were almost completely separate things, and now its mutated into this horrifying semi-permanent hyperreality.”

Internet Online The Internet Hyperreality Meatspace

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“There were actual online communities, and the lack of free options prevented people from forming their own personal hugboxes and fiefdoms. There was no discord or free voice servers for the most part. Someone in your crew had to pay for TeamSpeak or Ventrilo server. This meant people had to cooperate and get along.”

Internet Online Discord The Internet Online Community Teamspeak Ventrilo Voice Servers

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“Do you remember how people talked about the internet 15 years ago? It was this weird place full of scammers and fucked up shit, now its totally casualized.”

Internet Online Scams Scam The Internet Scammers

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“It used to be you'd search for something and find tons of good results. Now you type "hamburger" anywhere on your phone or computer and now advertising cartels serve you up some ads for hamburgers for the next week. Hell just say it aloud near your phone, it'll just take longer.”

Internet Computer Marketing Advertising Algorithms Phone Algorithm The Internet Hamburger

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“If you start Forrest Gump at exactly 10:38:57 PM on New Years Eve, you can ring in the new year with Lieutenant Dan.”

Humor Funny Time New Years Eve New Years New Years Day Forest Gump Lieutenant Dan

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“Socratese was a famous IRL troll of pre-internets Greece credited with inventing the 1st recorded trolling technique and otherwise laying the foundation of western philosophy. Accounts of his successful trolls are in the form of TL;DR copypasta on Plato's livejournal. They have been causing all manner of butthurt and ass disaster for thousands of years in philosophy 101 classes around the world”

Philosophy Philosopher Plato Greece Troll Ancient Greece Socrates Trolling Copypasta Livejournal

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“The global mind control grid doesn't want you thinking about the global mind control grid; it doesn't want you telling anyone about it either. The global mind control grid doesn't want you thinking about the global mind control grid; it doesn't want you telling anyone about it either. The global mind control grid doesn't want you thinking about the global mind control grid it doesn't want you telling anyone about it either.”

Thinking Mind Control Global Telling Grid

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