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Famous Stephen Colbert Quotes
“If God wanted us to accept gays, he'd have made us compassionate”
“Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.”
“There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.”
“If you are a hermaphrodite, it is physically impossible to be gay.”
“I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.”