“There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I'm talking about, of course, is cat juggling.” ThinkingHappensCoursesAnimalTalkingCatCrueltyMexicoAnimal CrueltyJuggling Author:Steve Martin
“The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?” IfsMindEatingHeySmokeBotherRestaurantsSmokingFart Author:Steve Martin
“When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.” ThinkingWantDiesKingsFancyJust OneFuneralNutsEgotismKing Tut Author:Steve Martin
