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Famous Steve Martin Quotes
“I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.”
“When you're reaching for a star, there's a long way to fall.”
“I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.”
“If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much.”
“I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy.”
“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”
“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”
“Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!”
“What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”
“Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”
“With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook.”
“I'm tired of wasting letters when punctuation will do, period.”
“I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.”
“I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.”
“You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do.”
“Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.”