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Famous Steve Martin Quotes
“I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.”
“Lots of women are getting involved. They're not satisfied just being passengers anymore.”
“You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again.”
“Talent is the ability to say things well, but genius is the ability to, well, say things.”
“The presence of excessive wealth puts an unnatural spin on the appreciation of art.”
“I've decided to take up smoking, my doctor said I wasn't getting enough tar.”
“I really enjoy the social aspects of music as much as anything.”
“To have someone play off and be with a band is more pleasurable.”
“I can't smell moth balls, I find it too difficult to get their tiny legs apart”
“Knowledge of means without knowledge of ends is animal training.”
“I didn't worry if a bit got no response, as long as I believed it had enough response to linger.”
“It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.”
“It's not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's inside that counts.”
“To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.”
“I started a grease fire at McDonald's - threw a match in the cook's hair.”
“Private companies have a lot of capital. They can run things efficiently and get projects built.”