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Famous Steve Martin Quotes
“I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.”
“Lots of women are getting involved. They're not satisfied just being passengers anymore.”
“You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again.”
“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”
“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”
“Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!”
“Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”
“I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.”
“Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.”
“The operation was a success, but I'm afraid the doctor is dead.”
“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
“How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars”
“I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal: high enough so you can look up her dress.”
“These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.”
“I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time.”