“I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.” ShouldBelieveCountryStatesSpeakLanguageI BelieveUnitedUnited StatesNativeForeignersNative Language Author:Steve Martin
“It's not tipping I believe in. It's overtipping.” BelieveI BelieveI Believe InTipping Author:Steve Martin
“I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.” IfsBelieveArtHumorFunnyI BelieveCreativityEntertainmentIdiotAspire Author:Steve Martin
“I just believe that the interesting time in a career is pre-success, what shaped things, how did you get to this point.” BelieveInterestingCareersJust BelieveInteresting Times Author:Steve Martin
“I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... an Arctic region covered with ice.” BelieveCountryHumorFunnyPoliticsI BelievePeaceIceRegionsCoveredArcticIce Hockey Author:Steve Martin
“It's so hard to believe in anything anymore, you know what I mean? It's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, 'cause it seems so mythological, and seems so arbitrary; and then on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.” IfsBelieveMeanHardHumorHandsSeemsFunnyScienceWatchesVirtuePureLuckyMethodMoodMetaphysicsArbitraryAstrologyHard To BelieveEmpiricism Author:Steve Martin
“I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.” BelieveMatterHumorFunnyI BelieveStupidEqualityI Believe InSuperiors Author:Steve Martin
“For a while, Mirabelle believes there will be a moment when he will cave in and let himself love her, but eventually she lets the idea go. She hits bottom. She dwells in the muck for several months, not depressed exactly, but involved in a mourning that at first she thinks is for Ray but soon realizes is for the loss of her old self.” ThinkingFirstsBelieveIdeasSelfMomentsRealizingLossMonthsInvolvedBottomMourningRaysCavesOld Self Book:Shopgirl Source: Shopgirl
“I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.” IfsBelieveWatchesLuckyMoodMetaphysicsAstrologyEmpiricism Author:Steve Martin
“College totally changed my life. It changed what I believe and what I think about everything. I majored in philosophy.” ThinkingBelievePhilosophyI BelieveChangeEducationChangedCollegeChanged My LifeBelive Author:Steve Martin
“I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday... unless there's a game on.” BelieveHumorFunnyGamesI BelieveChurchTenI Believe InEightSundayCommandmentsTen CommandmentsGoing To Church Author:Steve Martin
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” LoveBelieveFunnyBeautifulI BelieveSexNaturalProstitutionFunny LoveFunny MoneyFunny Sex Author:Steve Martin
“I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal: high enough so you can look up her dress.” ShouldBelieveLooksEnoughHumorFunnyI BelieveDressesLook UpPedestal Author:Steve Martin
