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“Avoid any enclosed space where more than three people are wearing turtlenecks.”

“I have a bunch of moles on my body,' said Phoebe. 'They make me look disgusting. My closet’s literally filled with the most spectacular turtleneck collection you’ve ever seen.”

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Book:The Goodbye Song

Source: The Goodbye Song

“I feel like a turtleneck dress that's long-sleeved and covers your entire body but is tight fitting is so much sexier than boobs spilling out, you know? So I guess I'm more into being classy sexy versus apparent sexy.”

Knows Feels Long Body Dresses Sexy Versus Fitting Spilling Turtlenecks

Author:Shailene Woodley

“My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves.”

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Author:Moon Unit Zappa

“I wouldn't wear turtlenecks. That I'm not envious of. But who knows? I might sneak out a few things and hope and pray that no one says, 'Hey, didn't you wear that when you were playing an enormous geek on TV?'”

Knows Might Tvs Praying Enormous Hey Geek Envious Sneak Turtlenecks Hope And Pray

Author:Simon Helberg

“I have enough to last for the rest of my life.”

Enough Lasts Turtlenecks

Author:Steve Jobs

“When I got to Grinnell College, I was part of the black turtleneck sweater and Camel cigarette crowd of poets and writers.”

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Author:Peter Coyote

“I tend to move between turtlenecks and shirts and ties. I don't really have a uniform in the sense that some people might.”

People Might Moving Shirts Ties Uniforms Turtlenecks

Author:Norman Foster

“Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.”

Trying Humor Funny Guy Comedy Weak Midget Turtlenecks

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“In college I was one of six males who auditioned for five male roles in a comedy play. I was the one rejected. At that moment I made up my mind never to place myself at the mercy of some pompous, goateed, black-turtleneck-shirted "should I yay him or nay him?" pantywaist ever again.”

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Author:Emo Philips

“I think that we see Steve Jobs as the genius speaker in the mock black turtleneck with the round glasses, sort of beautifully delivering his new product, and I think that for people to understand that he started in a garage.”

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Author:Joshua Michael Stern

“You never see anyone wearing a black turtleneck and leather jacket doing something nice.”

Black Nice Jackets Leather Leather Jackets Turtlenecks

Author:Daniel Tosh

“Men who wear turtlenecks look like turtles.”

Men Looks Turtles Turtlenecks

Author:Doris Lilly

“I honestly really, really love Topshop. I've bought a lot of booties from there. I think they have a great selection of really funky booties at Topshop. My splurge would be a pair of leather Christian Louboutin over-the-knee boots. They're sick! I would do a really stretchy skinny jean under a black turtleneck and call it a day!”

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Author:Adrienne Bailon

“I could see myself in the fur coats, turtleneck sweaters, with the Kangol hats like Slick Rick and Dana Dane. But I could also see myself in a leather Troop suit like LL Cool J.”

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Author:T.I.

“I like [Count] Olaf's wardrobe, because the whole thing seems like it should be a period piece in many ways, and yet the date is non-specific. So I would wear cloaks and jackets, but also turtlenecks. I was a little beatnik, and kind of hipster in that way.”

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Author:Neil Patrick Harris

“If you only have work clothes - the black trouser and ribbed turtleneck you got four years ago at the Gap - you're not participating in your own style personality.”

Ifs Years Black Four Style Personality Clothes Years Ago Gaps Four Years Participating Turtlenecks

Author:Stacy London

“A turtleneck is about sophistication.”

Sophistication Turtlenecks

Author:Dwyane Wade

“The moment in The Bell Jar when Esther Greenwood realizes after thirty days in the same black turtleneck that she never wants to wash her hair again, that the repeated necessity of the act is too much trouble, that she wants to do it once and be done with it, seems like the book's true epiphany. You know you've completely descended into madness when the matter of shampoo has ascended into philosophical heights.”

“Saeed quickly found employment at a Banana Republic, where he would sell to urban sophisticates the black turtleneck of the season, in a shop whose name was synonymous with colonial exploitation and the rapacious ruin of the third world.”

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Book:The Inheritance of Loss

Source: The Inheritance of Loss

“We are all going, I thought, and it applies to turtles and turtlenecks, Alaska the girl and Alaska the place, because nothing can last, not even the earth itself. The Buddha said that suffering was caused by desire, we'd learned, and that the cessation of desire meant the cessation of suffering. When you stopped wishing things wouldn't fall apart, you'd stop suffering when they did.”

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Book:Looking For Alaska Special 10th Anniversary Edition

Source: Looking For Alaska Special 10th Anniversary Edition

“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.”

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Author:Steve Martin

“When you stopped wishing things wouldn't fall apart, you'd stop suffering when they did.”

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Book:Looking For Alaska Special 10th Anniversary Edition

Source: Looking For Alaska Special 10th Anniversary Edition

“Chicks dig a dude who’s sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles.”

Style Chicks Turtlenecks Eggplant

Book:Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie

Source: Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie

“I was wearing my best Gap turtleneck and my dates were two adult lesbians, so yea, I was pretty cool.”

Two Adults Gaps Turtlenecks

Author:Tina Fey

“Growing up, I'd already decided I wanted to be a beatnik. A Bohemian poet, I thought. Or a musician. Maybe an artist. I'd dress in black turtlenecks and smoke Gitanes. I'd listen to cool jazz in clubs, getting up to read devastating truths from my notebook, leaning against the microphone, cigarette dangling from my hand.”

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Author:Charles de Lint

“What are you doing now?" Al questioned "Seeing if your circumcision is gone? It is. My expression went blank, and Trent hesitated. He looked at me, and I put a hand to my mouth, face flaming. "Oh. My. God. Trent. I'm sorry" "Um" Trent said, clearly at a loss. "Call me tomorrow," Al said seriously, "I've got a curse that will take care of that. Unless you like the snake in a turtleneck look”

Ifs Looks Said Hands Care Faces Loss Gone Seeing Expression Tomorrow Mouths Sorry Take Care Curse Call Me Als Blank I'm Sorry Snakes Circumcision Turtlenecks

Author:Kim Harrison

“Vampires!!! What a time to be caught without a turtleneck!”

Caught Vampire Turtlenecks

Author:Peter Tork

“I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut employee, and the white one was the ultimate, with the white turtleneck collar, that was the ultimate in bad taste.”

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Author:Johnny Depp

“As a young girl, I was much more preoccupied by my flaws. Everyone teased me because of my long, skinny neck. To hide my so-called deformity, I was wearing a turtleneck when I was 3! Yet my neck is probably my best asset. At the end of the day, what counts is the entire package.”

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Author:Iman Abdulmajid

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