Source: Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life
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Famous Steve Martin Quotes
Source: Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life
Source: The pleasure of my company
“I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.”
Source: The pleasure of my company
Source: Shopgirl
“introductions are hard to come by when your natural state is shyness”
Source: Shopgirl
“. . . Now you see . . . they' re not fit for humans . . ." "Put them on me.”
“A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.”
Source: L.A. Story: And, Roxanne : Two Screenplays
“You know, you're really nobody in L.A. unless you live in a house with a really big door.”
“All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.”
“Halle Berry is here, whose win last year broke down barriers for unbelievably hot women.”
“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
“How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars”
“I will do anything to look like him - except, of course, exercise or eat right.”
“The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.”
“I cannot smell mothballs because it's so difficult to get their little legs apart.”
“Rebelliousness really is the province of young people-that kind of iconoclasm.”
“I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal: high enough so you can look up her dress.”
“These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.”
“I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.”
“Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.”
Source: Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life
“I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time.”
Source: L.A. Story: And, Roxanne : Two Screenplays