Source: Small Gods
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Source: Small Gods
“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out.”
Source: Small Gods: (Discworld Novel 13)
“I like the idea of democracy. You have to have someone everyone distrusts.”
Source: Small Gods: (Discworld Novel 13)
“Guilt was the grease in which the wheels of the authority turned.”
Source: Small Gods: (Discworld Novel 13)
“Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.”
Source: Diggers: The Second Book of the Nomes
“Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.”
Source: Small Gods: (Discworld Novel 13)
“He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.”
Source: Small Gods: (Discworld Novel 13)
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Source: Terry Pratchett's Discworld Coloring Book
Source: Equal Rites: (Discworld Novel 3)
Source: Night Watch
“Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.”
“Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.”
“No. Men should die for lies. But the truth is too precious to die for.”
“Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.”
Source: Small Gods: (Discworld Novel 13)
“We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.”
“The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.”
Source: Seriously Funny: The Endlessly Quotable Terry Pratchett
“And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!”
Source: Small Gods: (Discworld Novel 13)
“The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.”
Source: Small Gods: (Discworld Novel 13)
Source: Small Gods: (Discworld Novel 13)
“I imagine that fish have no word for water.”
Source: Small Gods: (Discworld Novel 13)
“Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o'course.”