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Tim Allen, born on June 13, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his distinctive humor style and witty lines, he has starred in several television shows, including 'Home Improvement' and 'Last Man Standing'. Allen's comedic talent has made him a significant figure in the American television and film industry.

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“The greatest missile in the world is useless ... unless it's targeted. A torpedo is adrift unless it has someplace to go. An arrow is pointless unless it hits something. So it's important for kids--for everyone, even if you fail at first--to target something and head in that direction. With all your might.”

Ifs World Firsts Important Might Kids Failing Useless Target Arrows Pointless Missiles Adrift Torpedoes

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“Speeding is like drugs. It makes everything come at you fast, and when you go back to normal driving, safe driving, prudent driving, it seems boring. That's the danger of drugs. At first it's intoxicating, but then the rest of your life you're trying to find that very first time. It never is the same.”

Trying Firsts Seems Danger Drug Safe Normal First Time Boring Driving Rest Of Your Life Prudent Speeding

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“Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.”

Trying Firsts Use Hands Path Resistance Nuts Hammers Path Of Least Resistance Screwdrivers

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“I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever.”

Firsts Play Moments Mother Party Gone Forever Daughter Sticks Tea Tea Party Youngest Daughter

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“I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)”

Ifs Firsts God Faces Wonder Crazy Humorous Gods Will Staring Blink Drive Me Crazy

Book:I'm Not Really Here

Source: I'm Not Really Here

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Born: June 13, 1953
Known for: Comedian
Quotes: 98

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