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Tim Allen, born on June 13, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his distinctive humor style and witty lines, he has starred in several television shows, including 'Home Improvement' and 'Last Man Standing'. Allen's comedic talent has made him a significant figure in the American television and film industry.

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“Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.”

Thinking Children Play Humor Bigs Would Be Kids Funny Next Born Simple Deals Attitude Nice Baby Humorous Next Time Closets Big Deal My Attitude

Book:I'm Not Really Here

Source: I'm Not Really Here

“Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.”

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“My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.”

Men Said Reason Humor Care Funny Mother Careers Alive Car Mom Witty My Mom Vehicle Maintenance Lawns Funny Mothers Day Funny Mother

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“Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding." Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.”

Ifs Men Made Said Ideas God Humor Funny Courses Sound Church Tree Worship Humorous Golf Climbing Golf Course Worship God Aluminum Siding

Book:I'm Not Really Here

Source: I'm Not Really Here

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Born: June 13, 1953
Known for: Comedian
Quotes: 98

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