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“I called my pilot 2 weeks before I flew and asked him, I don't want to get sick, what should I eat? He said, Peanut Butter. I said, If I eat peanut butter then I won't get sick? He said, no, but it tastes the same comin' up as it does goin' down.”

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Bill Engvall
Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall, born on July 27, 1957, is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and the 'Here's Your Sign' series, which gained widespread popularity in the mid-1990s to early 2000s. Engvall's comedy career began in nightclubs and comedy clubs, eventually transitioning to television and film. more

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