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“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.”

Quote by George Carlin

Book:The Best of Brain Droppings

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The Best of Brain Droppings

This book is a collection of essays that delve into a wide range of subjects, offering readers a mix of humor and thought-provoking commentary. The author's unique perspective and sharp wit are evident throughout, making for an entertaining and thought-provoking read. more

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George Carlin, born on May 12, 1937, in New York, USA, was a renowned American comedian, writer, and actor. His career began in the 1960s, and he became famous for his unique sense of humor and insightful observations on social phenomena. Carlin was known for his sharp wit and satirical take on politics, religion, language, and culture, often sparking controversy but also winning widespread acclaim. more

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