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“Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the 'most reliable Windows ever.' To me, this is like saying that asparagus is 'the most articulate vegetable ever.'”

Quote by Dave Barry

Book:Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism

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Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism

This book is a compilation of articles and essays that delve into the realm of journalism, often with a tongue-in-cheek approach. The author, through a mix of lies and actual journalism, examines various aspects of the media industry and its impact on society. The content is a blend of serious commentary and playful storytelling, challenging readers to question the nature of truth and storytelling in the news. more

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Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

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