“One good teacher in a lifetime may sometimes change a delinquent into a solid citizen.” Quote by Philip Wylie
“Material blessings, when they pay beyond the category of need, are weirdly fruitful of headache.” NeedsPayMaterialsBlessingSimplicityCategoriesSimple LifeHeadacheSimple LivingFrugality Author:Philip Wylie
“I'm interested in personalities, not political parties.” PoliticalPartyPersonalityPolitical Parties Author:Sam Wyly
“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.” LifeLongMatterFunnyThreeDoorsFiguresSixLaughterHumorousComedianLocksHilariousFunny LifeHumor And LaughterHumor LaughterFunny ComedianBest FunnyMost Funny Author:Elayne Boosler
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.” ThinkingMenWayDifferentCountryWholeFeminismDepressionDifferent WaysShoppingDepressingWomens RightsStrong WomenBe A ManWay Of ThinkingGroceriesShopaholicFunny Men And WomenBlack Friday Author:Elayne Boosler
“I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.” PeopleThinkingInspirationalFunnyWomenMarriedHumorousDivorceDivorcedSingle Life Author:Elayne Boosler
“I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'” MindImportantOrderHouseCommunityCarKeysSafetyBoxesBoatPeace Of MindSanityLocksBikeDepositsI Am Thankful Author:Elayne Boosler
“The opportunity for brotherhood presents itself every time you meet a human being.” HumansWisdomOpportunityHuman BeingsAwarenessBrotherhood Author:Jane Wyman
“The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.” MotherJesusBornGood ThingsResurrectionSurrogates Author:Elayne Boosler
“When the sun comes up, I have morals again.” FunnyWomenMoralSunHumorousCome UpWittyClever Author:Elayne Boosler
“My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.” IfsPhilosophyLife IsDogFashionHairEmptyCovered Author:Elayne Boosler