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“I don’t reckon it’s allowed, going round setting fire to people,” said Adam. “Otherwise people’d be doin’ it all the time.” “It’s all right if you’re religious,” said Brian reassuringly. “And it stops the witches from goin’ to Hell, so I expect they’d be quite grateful if they understood it properly.”

Quote by Terry Pratchett

Book:Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

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Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

Written by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, this book combines elements of fantasy, comedy, and satire. It follows the adventures of Aziraphale, an angel, and Crowley, a demon, as they navigate the complexities of their mission to prevent Armageddon. The story is narrated with wit and irony, offering a unique perspective on the nature of good and evil, and the absurdities of prophecy. more

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Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett was a British author renowned for his fantasy novel series, 'Discworld'. His works are appreciated for their unique humor and profound philosophical insights. Pratchett's contributions to literature extend beyond fantasy, encompassing science fiction, humor, and children's literature. more

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Source: Some Mistakes of Moses

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Book:Static Jedi: The Art of Hearing God Through the Noise

Source: Static Jedi: The Art of Hearing God Through the Noise

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Source: Some Mistakes of Moses