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“The Democrats planned to fiddle while Rome burned. The Republicans were going to burn Rome, then fiddle.”

Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

Book:Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government

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Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government

This book is a humorous take on the U.S. government, providing a satirical perspective on its workings and institutions. more

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P. J. O'Rourke, born on November 14, 1947, is a renowned satirical writer known for his humorous and satirical commentary on political and social issues. His distinctive writing style, characterized by wit and sharpness, has won him a wide readership. more

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