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“There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "”

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Bob Hope, an American legendary comedian, was born on May 29, 1903, and passed away on July 27, 2003. Known for his humorous and entertaining performances, he achieved great success in various fields of entertainment. more

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