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“It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.”

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Bob Hope

Bob Hope, an American legendary comedian, was born on May 29, 1903, and passed away on July 27, 2003. Known for his humorous and entertaining performances, he achieved great success in various fields of entertainment. more

“In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.”

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Book:Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover

Source: Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover

“In Paris, the greatest expression of personal satisfaction known to man is the smirk on the face of a male, highly pleased with himself as he leaves the boudoir of a lady.”

Men Funny Faces Known Expression Humorous Males Satisfaction France Paris Smirk Personal Satisfaction Boudoir

Author:Honore de Balzac

“France in August when you can travel through the entire country without encountering a single pesky Frenchman or being bothered with anything that's open for business.”

Country Funny Humorous France Bothered August Frenchmen

Book:Holidays in Hell

Source: Holidays in Hell

“Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.”

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Author:Dave Barry

“Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.”

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Book:Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover

Source: Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover

“I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars, so it was still a lot cheaper than renting a room.”

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Author:Jack Benny

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