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“This (French-Kissing) is a really sexy thing to do, according to the French people, although you should bear in mind that they also like to eat snails.”

Quote by Dave Barry

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Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

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