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“From Paris we took the Orient Express to Vienna. I must say I was terribly disappointed; nobody was murdered on the train.”

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Book:The Most of George Burns

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The Most of George Burns

This book compiles a selection of George Burns' most memorable anecdotes, jokes, and comedic essays, showcasing his wit and humor over his long and illustrious career. more

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George Burns was an American comedian, writer, and singer, born on January 20, 1896, and died on March 9, 1996. Known for his unique humor and longevity, he is one of the most famous comedians of the 20th century. more

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