“I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.” Quote by Ray Romano
“I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.” PeopleRoughHitting Author:Ray Romano
“My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.” IfsThinkingSaidWinningWifeMy Wife Author:Ray Romano
“The American people on the ground need a clearer, stronger, Lyndon B. Johnson-type voice from their president.” PeopleNeedsPresidentVoiceTypeStrongerJohnsonLyndon B Johnson Author:Jesse Jackson
“Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.” KnowsWritingSuccessMiddleFatsMikeNeuroticMiddle Aged Author:Ray Romano
“I'm now unemployed. It's a weird feeling with no work, but at least there's still golf. Standup comedy is like my core, it's what I do. But I want to be a pro golfer. It's a love/hate relationship with golf. I can come away feeling so serene, and yet, it's the thing that I can let get to me to throw a club and say curses that don't even exist. I'm obsessed with something that won't let me master it. I don't know. I need therapy.” KnowsWantNeedsStillsI CanFeelingsHateComedyMastersLet MeGolfClubsCoreTherapyCurseObsessedGolfersLove HateSereneUnemployedLove Hate RelationshipLove And Hate RelationshipWeird Feeling Author:Ray Romano
“You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.” ThinkingKnowsHateDriversHate MeCabLimosCab Drivers Author:Ray Romano
“Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.” AbleCoursesWalksJokesGolfThank GodGolf Course Author:Ray Romano
“It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.” SelfSeemsCommonSelf EsteemLowsEsteemLow Self EsteemCommon Denominator Author:Ray Romano
“In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.” SchoolLaughingStudyStudentsVery GoodIrresponsibleGood Students Author:Ray Romano