“Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?” MenI CanFunnyMarriedMiserableOne ManFunny InspirationalFunny MarriageStaying Single Author:Carrie Snow
“The world wants to define me by my mammary glands and melanin. It is just fascinating that Michael Mann has never been asked what it is like to be a white male filmmaker.” WorldWantInspirationalWhiteMalesFilmmakerEmpoweringFascinatingFunny InspirationalGlandsMelanin Author:Victoria Mahoney
“The rest of the world lives to eat, while I eat to live.” WorldHealingHealthSelf ImprovementFunny InspirationalWeight LossWorld LifeInspirational Weight LossInspirational Weight Author:Socrates
“The standard four food groups are based on American agricultural lobbies. Why do we have a milk group? Because we have a National Dairy Council. Why do we have a meat group? Because we have an extremely powerful meat lobby.” PowerfulFourGroupsStandardsMeatVegetarianVeganMilkCouncilFunny InspirationalDairyVegetarian HealthVegan Food Author:Marion Nestle
“I am living out my adolescent dream of travel and adventure.” DreamAdventureTravelFunny Travel Author:Tim Cahill
“You become a better writer by writing. You become a better travel writer by writing about travel.” WritingTravelFunny Travel Author:Tim Cahill
“It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.” HardEnoughHarderErrorsCodeProgrammingSoftwareFunny InspirationalComputer ProgrammingSoftware EngineeringComputer SoftwareCoders Author:Steve McConnell
“Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.” IfsInspirationalWritingFirstsHardEnoughFunnyTechnologyComputerSmartHumorousDefinitionsCodeProgrammingSoftwareEngineeringTestingFunny InspirationalProgrammersComputer ProgrammingComputer ScienceProgramming LanguagesComputer LanguageHardwareSoftware EngineeringSoftware DesignComputer ProgrammersSoftware DevelopmentComputer SoftwareFunny ComputerProgramming FunnyDebuggingWriting Code Author:Brian Kernighan
“Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, "How can I improve the code so that this comment isn't needed?" Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer.” AsksNeededAddCodeProgrammingCommentDocumentsFunny InspirationalComputer ProgrammingProgramming LanguagesComputer LanguageSoftware EngineeringDocumentation Author:Steve McConnell
“Though thousand times a thousand in battle one may conquer, yet should one conquer just oneself, one is the greatest conqueror.” ShouldMayMilitaryBattleThousandOneselfConquerConqueror Author:Gautama Buddha