“I envy people who could just have one drink and not go look for cocaine afterwards.”
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Felipe Esparza
Felipe Esparza is an American comedian known for his unique style and Latinx background. Born on June 11, 1976, he gained prominence in the comedy scene since the early 2000s. Esparza's comedy delves into everyday life and cultural issues, offering viewers a unique perspective and laughter. more
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