“The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.” Quote by Conan O'Brien
“This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.” FunnySoundMouthsMaskHalloweenCandySpookySchwarzeneggerHappy HalloweenFunny HalloweenScary HalloweenHalloween WishesInspirational HalloweenFunny Happy HalloweenChristian HalloweenHalloween And FriendsWearing A MaskCute HalloweenHalloween GreetingHalloween TumblrSpooky HalloweenHalloween CardHalloween JokesTrick Or TreatHalloween CandyCandy Corn Author:Conan O'Brien
“Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.” InspirationalKindHardHappensMotivationalFunnyHard WorkBe KindGraduationFunny InspirationalAmazing ThingsFunny CommencementDartmouthGraduation Commencement Author:Conan O'Brien
“Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'” FirstsFunnyJesusReligiousCoffeeCupsExpensiveCaffeineStarbucksFunny CoffeeGreat CoffeeMorning CoffeeMornings And CoffeeFunny Morning Coffee Author:Conan O'Brien
“When all else fails there's always delusion.” FailingAbsurdDelusionWhen All Else Fails Author:Conan O'Brien
“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'” MenWantInspirationalHumorFunnyWomenStudySkillsPostsComedianAmusingFunny RelationshipDuhFunny Comedian Author:Conan O'Brien
“In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.” MenTroubleBreathsPoliceWestBlowYesterdayStealingCatchingArrestedDollsVirginiaWest Virginia Author:Conan O'Brien
“This is the disease in America. It's not just spending. It's not just taxes. It's not just corruption. It is progressivism. And it is in both Parties. It is in the Republicans and the Democrats.” PartyRepublicanTaxesDemocratCorruptionSpendingProgressivism Author:Glenn Beck
“If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.” IfsLifeGivingKindHumorFunnyUpliftingEncouragingJuiceLemonsWords Of EncouragementLife Gives You LemonsIf Life Gives You LemonsLemon JuiceFruit Juice Author:Conan O'Brien
“I hate cynicism - it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.” HateQualityI HateCynicismCynic Author:Conan O'Brien
“Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.” WayFoundPartyTalkingScientistAlcoholGenesAlcoholismPumpkin Author:Conan O'Brien