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Quote by Denis Leary

“Don't buy the toys that make the noise!”

Quote by Denis Leary

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Denis Leary, born on August 18, 1957, is a renowned American actor. Known for his distinctive humor and profound character portrayals, he has starred in numerous television series and films. more

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